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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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malaysians

I know the jpop fanbase is small on here but the silence on the assault on a Japanese idol by 2 men is so worrying. Hating idol culture doesn’t mean you should ignore serious issues like this. If we don’t get this more attention Japanese media will literally ignore it because the group’s management is already making this girl apologize for HERSELF being assaulted in front of the men who assaulted HER. It’s disgusting and it shouldn’t go unnoticed.

Source: malaysians
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thatsmetal55:
“ zicygomar:
“ eevee-nicks:
“ Actual line from the players guide. Samus is canonically not afraid of looking silly.
I don’t know why but that just made my day even better than it already is.
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I couldn’t re-find that one comment about...
eevee-nicks

Actual line from the players guide. Samus is canonically not afraid of looking silly.

I don’t know why but that just made my day even better than it already is.

zicygomar

I couldn’t re-find that one comment about the clown school, but I drew it anyways

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thatsmetal55

I’m pretty sure the line was originally shithead/shitface but @zicygomar I cannot convey to you how much I love Samus calling Ridley “slutface” instead 

Source: eevee-nicks
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tisfan:
“ thecheshirecass:
“ shotfromguns:
“ everydayconman:
“ hollowedskin:
“ fatsexybitch:
“ coffeeandstring:
“ verbalvomits:
“ I threw a dog on the ground today 😭😭😭
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I am embarrassed by how hard this made me laugh.
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…..does this mean cat people...
verbalvomits

I threw a dog on the ground today 😭😭😭

coffeeandstring

I am embarrassed by how hard this made me laugh.

fatsexybitch

…..does this mean cat people hurl cats at the ground?

hollowedskin

you just kind of… open ur arms and they sort themselves out. if you try and place them down they get mad and wiggle and make everything worse

everydayconman

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shotfromguns

some friends of mine have the most un-cat-ish cat i have ever met

my quintessential example of this:

i was holding him in my arms petting him while we were picking out what games to play that night. when we’d decided on a few, i needed to put the cat down in order to, you know, carry boxes. so i started letting him down, expecting that he’d eventually do the cat hop thing… but he never did.

i ended up lowering him all the way to the floor. and even then he never got his feet under him. i just sort of… plopped him down on his side as he stared up at me like a betrayed sack of flour.

thecheshirecass

I saw this so clearly in my mind and I’m never going to stop laughing at betrayed sack of flour.

tisfan

reblogging for betrayed sack of flour.

Source: verbalvomits